(about) the time I went to police lockup

Let me tell you about myself: I have hands so soft, you’d think I’d never done a day of chores in my life. I dyed my hair every colour of the rainbow, so it’s an odd auburn now. I wear thick-rimmed, square-framed obnoxiously branded glasses for actual sight-related problems. I don’t dress conservatively, so when […]

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